Penis Parachute
a p-n-s parachute is necessary when one is taking a p–p usually in a public place and to avoid p-n-s and toilet seat contact you put your p-n-s between your stomach and shirt.
tom: “that bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad.”
jane: ” i hope your p-n-s didnt touch the seat!”
tom: “no worrries i did a p-n-s parachute.”
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