penis pumpery
1) masturbation
2) a place where ones’ p-n-s can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.
3) p-n-s pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other’s d-cks.
4) also, p-n-s pumpery is synonymous with -ss hattery and f-ggotry or f-ggot-tree.
5) the last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others p-n-ses off.
joey: “hey man, are you going to the local p-n-s pumpery tonight ? i hear they’re having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular p-n-s pumping.”
arnold: “naw dog, i’m totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat…know what i’m saying ?”
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