Penis resort
p-n-s resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite s-xes by having s-x with that person.
2. refers to using s-x as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having s-x) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
your friend: “how is it going with your girl-friend? i haven’t seen you guys together for the last few days?”
you: “all of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. and she is not talking to me.”
your friend: “then what are you going to do about it?”
you: ” i tried all i can to get her attention except for p-n-s resort.”
the next day:
your friend: “did you talk to her?”
you: “thanks to p-n-s resort, things are back to normal.”
your friend: “that is wonderful.”
you: “p-n-s resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker.”
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