penisectasis
a surgical procedure of lengthening a p-n-s; it is preferred by those men who have relatively small p-n-ses and so want longer ones for more s-xual pleasure.
after p-n-sectasis, the guy’s p-n-s has been longer by half an inch.
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a genderless freak. – jediknightwannabe sets mode: +v penosity woe is me! penosity has arrived! 1 more definition c-ckiness c-ck = p-n-s osity = iness duh. that guy is so sure of himself he has penosity.
- Jersey Hello
when the man -j-c-l-t-s into his lover’s hand, and then forces them to slap themselves hard in the face with a hand full of nut sauce. “yea, man, that girl last night? i gave her the ol “jersey h-llo”.
- Bean Blanket
easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. beat when warm. man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.
- Jerkulate
when you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another combining j-rk–ff and vacillate. also; -lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.) -lat’ing·ly (adv.) -la’tion (n.) -la’tor (n.) the company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.
- jerp
the act of having s-x with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables i jerped all night long and im still lonely. 2 more definitions f-cking a fruit or vegetable…or both (one in the v-g-n- and one in the -ss) my favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. i also like […]