penised


s-xual intercourse involving the use of a p-n-s. not a fake p-n-s, but a real p-n-s possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot “p-n-s” another lesbian.
dude, wookie totally p-n-sed lyzzi last night.
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1. forceful, yet playful interaction between a throbbing happy-rod and . doesn’t really need much more explanation.
person1: haha! she got p-n-sed in her/the !
often used when defeating another player in video games. made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. this when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a p-n-s.
winner: haha look at that looser, i p-n-sed him soo bad.

looser: wtf are you talking about?
when an individual has had someone elses p-n-s rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. most commonly rubbed on the head
‘hahaha, did you see ashley just got p-n-sed by elliot?!’ – after elliot rubbed his p-n-s over ashley’s head.
the act of calling one’s phone, and shouting p-n-s before hanging up.
“oh did you hear? bill just got p-n-sed last night.”
having the p-n-s.
matt is a strange p-n-s’ed lady.
1. to dominate one’s tasks
2. to defeat convincingly
1. sentence: i really p-n-sed that test
2. sentence: team a p-n-sed team b; the game was never close.

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