penisillin
what you give a girl to get rid of her “headache”
my b-tch didn’t feel so good, so i gave her a shot of p-n-sillin.
p-n-s illin’ = a male std that can be cured with penicillin.
dr. roger moore, urologist: gee, billy bob, it seems you have some p-n-s illin’ goin’ on here.
billy bob: oh my dog, dr., am i gonsta die?
dr.: no billy bob.
billy bob: am i gonsta get my peter whacked off?
dr.: not by me billy bob. this aint no peter graves, it’s just a peter boyle. a little penicillin and you’ll be aok.
billy bob: thanks doc!
dr.: billy bob, you have seven wives. you haven’t been seeing a prost-tute have you?
billy bob: no, i was just f-cking kelly in the b-tt without a rubber. and i fell asleep right away and didn’t wash up until the next morning. it hurt when i peed, and my p-ss shot a p–p plug out of my weiner. now it’s all red and p-ss-e, as you can see!
dr.: you lucked out this time boy. you better use a condom next time! did you f-ck any of your wives after the b-ttf-cking incident?
billy bob: yep. all seven.
dr.: oh my g-d, billy! you better send them all in asap!
what happens to your junk after f-ckin’ a sk-nk.
i banged a two dolla’ ho, now my p-n-s illin’ and i need penicillin.
what imma be givin’ yer mom tomorrow night
oh baby oh baby i need yer p-n-sillin
term usede to describe a male s-xual organ that is in poor health. derived from “p-n-s” combined with the street slang term for something bad or broken, “illin.”
that case of syphilis has got your p-n-sillin.
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