Penits
how an infant, or someone not well versed in english pr-nunciation, might pr-nounce the word “p-n-s.”
two-year old: i yav a penits! rawr!
3 more definitions
a person with with both sets of reproductive organs (a hermaphrodite). “pen” derives from the word p-n-s, whilst “it” derives from the word cl-t.
“d00d, that thing has a penit.”
a term used to describe areas or buildings that are designated as legal graffiti areas.
miami has the most well known graffiti penits.
having a small p-n-s.
dylan has a penit.
girls don’t like dylan’s penit.
you refer to dylan’s small p-n-s as a penit.
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