Pennsauken Green Light
when one is unsure of his or her partner’s s-xual intentions, so they continue to pursue in the hopes that the partner is in fact interested.
based on the horrendous traffic light system in pennsauken, new jersey in which you can’t really tell if the light is actually green, so you carry on hoping that you’re right.
dude 1: “man i can’t tell if she wants me.”
dude 2: “pennsauken green light dude, just go for it. what’s the worst that could happen?”
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