Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher


a deviant s-xual maneuver involving a man and another individual (man or woman) who is adequately proportioned. the man, after returning from his local kfc, will proceed to pour large amounts of brown gravy across the body of his spherical partner. after waiting several hours for the gravy to solidify, the man inserts his p-n-s into the love handles of his chosen mate and a pinching effect will occur.

the obese partner’s willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.
jon gave jared a pennsylvania pickle pincher, but the two neglected to return home to perform the maneuver. they have been banned from kfc ever since.

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