Pennsylvania Pincher
this is a daring maneuver that consists of you taking an industrial strength paperclip and clamping it down onto your p-n-s. this is used to make sure you don’t c-m prematurely. next pour gasoline on your p-n-s and instert it into your girlfriends -ss or p-ssy. when you feel like you are about to c-m light your c-ck on fire and take off the paperclip. when you c-m, fireb-lls will shoot out onto your girls nipples, thus making blisters. pop the blisters with your paperclip and make her drink the juice. after you are done, sh-t on her eyes and say kfc mother f-cker!!!!!! before you are both done with your sick sense of pleasure remember to take the nearest blender or chainsaw and grind up both of your genitals. if you don’t have either just take a hammer and nail and just pound away! don’t be afraid, its completely socially acceptable and its great to do in cl-ss!
i went into the bathroom at taco bell and gave the fat cashier a pennsylvania pincher.
dude did you here? my c-ck is now a half as long and black because i had a pennsylvania pincher with your mom!
wow i was c-mming so hard after i had a pennsylvania pincher with everyone at the old peoples’ home!
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