Pensore
if you m-st-rb-t- consistently, you probably know about these. pensores are what happen when you m-st-rb-t- too much. you develop a small red sore on your p-n-s, and it sorta’ stings when you m-st-rb-t-. these are no big deal, they heal fast. however, if you keep masturbating after the sore develops, it will increase in severity and it will take longer to heal. i would recommend not getting these.
d-mn, i m-st-rb-t-d so much last week, i have a pensore the size of j los’ -ss!
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