Pentaglathon


a five-legged creature, enormous in size, closely resembling a spider, with the head of a goat. last reported sighting was in 1776 off the west coast of madagascar, when the beast was seen floundering in the shallows, enjoying a relaxing swim through the coral gardens. it was promptly shot and burned, for being a b-st-rd.
yo, steve, i shot a pentaglathon! it was a right b-st-rd!

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