Peon Freeze


when you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. this could last from several minutes to several months.
employee 73629: man i’m so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
employee 83772: tell me about it i’ve had grunt block all week
employee 73845: yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube f-ck
manager 82764: d-mn it bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline

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