Pepeng
the f-cking typhoon predicted to kill us all. no, just kidding.
should be called the epic sequel to ondoy.
is at around 205km/h, and should get stronger.
it’s a supertyphoon, and supertyphoons can lift houses off of the ground.
we’re all dead. period.
-closes eyes and whispers- i suggest you take cover, unless you want your life to go
-shouts- boooooom.
that is all. -leaves-
(oh, this so goes well with my ondoy definition. xd –tadaa_ishness)
guy 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! -runs around in circles-
guy 2: what the f-cking h-ll is wrong with you?
guy 1: pe, pe, pe, pe…
guy 2: pe what?
guy 1: pe, pe, pe, oh we’re all dead!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: pepeng. it’s a category 5(strongest) typhoon.
guy 2: oh fglmcgruhsvmuhes! aaaaaaaaah
guy 1 and guy 2: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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