pepper blaster
a self defense weapon built by swiss company guardian angel and marketed in the u.s. by kimber firearms. it fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. it points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots
some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. next time though she will use her new kel tech p3at…then it’s dirt nap time!
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