peppermint handy
when an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the t-st-c-ls.
-optional-
to make it festive dress up as either an elf and santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the t-st-c-ls as jingle bells.
” dude, my d-ck is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!”
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