perduduion
the “ion” of perduduion is silent. a mythical eel like serpent that secretes a type of mucus that allows it to travel on land. it also has nostrils that allow to breath in air without the use of gills. this serpent also has the ability to change shape and color; unlike a chameleon, this characteristic is not used for camouflage at all. resides in the southern most parts of the united states of america.
where’s jeff?” “oh he was eaten by a perduduion, the funeral was last week.” “that’s a shame. sorry i could not attend, i was on vacation in a perduduion free land.” “good choice.
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