Perez Hilton
perez hilton (aka mario lavandeira), the self-proclaimed “queen of all media”, is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. although a z list celebrity, perez is good friends with stars such as paris hilton, lindsay lohan, and jessica simpson. his website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many “inside” sources. he is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
colin farrell sued perez hilton for posting his s-x tape on his website
1. a completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. an overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.
have you heard of this perez hilton? he truly has no talent. i guess anyone can run a blog these days.
perez hilton (aka mario lavandeira), the self-proclaimed “queen of all media”, is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. although a z list celebrity, perez is good friends with stars such as paris hilton, lindsay lohan, and jessica simpson. his website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many “inside” sources. he is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
i read perez hilton’s gossip blog when i am bored.
a fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, hollywood girls he wishes he could be.
it’s rumored he is insanely into b–st–lity with his poor dog, named teddy hilton. this is probably true.
fatty: perez hilton reported that zac efron is gay!
fatty2: he wishes.
fatty: oh…well did you hear he f-cks his dog?
fatty2: toootally.
a limey, hypocritical, intolerant, flaming h-m-s-xual pr-ck who needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.
what’s that ugly thing sitting over by the dumpsters?
oh, that’s just perez hilton
a popular celebrity gossip blogger.
he is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss–ss to paris hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.
perez hilton licks paris’ -ss like a lollipop.
the reason the word f-g was invented
perez hilton? that dude’s a f-g
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