Perfect drunk
an alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.
“i don’t know what’s going on, and i don’t remember what i just said.” – jeremy perfect drunk
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