perfect poo
when you take a dump and when you go to wipe there is nothing to wipe, your -ss is clean
“i eat tacos all and i still had a perfect poo”
“your the lucky one when you have a perfect poo”
a perfect poo, otherwise known as the perfect game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.
confidence poo + ghost poo = perfect poo.
the situation chronologically would work as follows: person sits on toilet to take a dump.
when bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a confidence poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a ghost poo)
this remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
man i was so sure i’d done the perfect poo, but when i looked in the bowl i saw there were some big skid marks.
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