Perfetti morning
a term in central/southern illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. the term coming from perfetti meaning perfect in italian.
me: i had one h-ll of a perfetti morning.
you: what happened?
me: i woke up at a different college covered in cr-p
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