PERFUCTIONIST


derived from “perfectionist,” with the second “e” replaced with “u”, to add the “fuc-” sound, as in the word “f-ck”.

noun: a person who is a total pr-ck about being a perfectionist. one who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. when this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a “perfuctionist”.
q: where’s noonan?

a: oh, he’s skipping lunch today, because he’s being a “perfuctionist” again. he’s rewriting his proposal to present to the board of directors this afternoon.

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