peridot
1: a green semi-precious gemstone.
2: a character from steven universe, an animated television series on cartoon network. she has a green peridot stone embedded in her forehead, green skin, and yellow hair suspiciously similar to a frito lay chip. she was orginally evil and intent on using a bio weapon of sorts to explode the earth, but eventually was converted to the crystal gems. she still retains her stubborn, egotistical and annoying personality, as well as her love of calling everyone else a “clod.”
1: wait, is this a peridot or an emerald?
2: peridot really needs to stop calling everyone a clod.
the green birthstone for august.
friend:dude whats your birthstone? me:ive told you five million times before, peridot.
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