Period Pains
1. the pain that a woman encounters when she is menstruating.
2. nature’s way of reminding us how lucky we are to not be pregnant.
jane: “i’ve got really bad period pains ”
mary: “oh man, that sucks”
jane: “it’s not all bad, i thought i was pregnant.”
-both women share a high five-
when a teacher or perant shouts at you very badly and loudly about somthing that you didn’t/”forgot to”(lost) do
mrs.: why dont you have your homework?
me: i lost it
mrs.: u’ve had three weeks to do one sheet
me: don’t get all period pain about it…
i gt an hours detention :'(
vinegrad
vinegrads on his period,
vinegrads on his perion,
in the morning
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