a pervert with permed hair.
girl 1: gross, look at the man with permed hair perving over that barmaid
girl 2: yeah, proper permvert
a combination of the words sh*tty and pitiful. implying that something is so poorly designed and maintained that it should not be despised or disliked by instead pitied. j: why is the check point usercenter so sh*ttiful? s: its a wonky piece of sh*t isn’t it. c: d*mn thing never works when you need it.
adjective | pro·lo·flu·vi·ous a tendency to be argumentive or aggressive in debate while remaining lucid and logical. 1570-80 < latin prōlōfluviousmus during the heated debate, eli was exceptionally illogical in his arguments, letting his temper escalate. ye, on the other hand, remained prolofluvious in his discussion of succulents, and eventually won the debate with his […]
- san antonio spatula
the act of slapping your c*ck on your significant others *ss whilst placing ones thumb in her *n*l cavity. to add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo. “me and veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so i gave that b*tch a san antonio spatula” “nice man”
verb. to receive a soy-sauce enema while riding thermals on a hang glider. man, you missed out on soythermers last week. best view i’ve ever had while getting an enema!