pernando
pernando could be defined as a man among g-ds. otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.
(commonly mistaken as fernando)
“hey m8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando.”
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