persian goddess


it has been well established that often persian women are more attractive than the average female population. nevertheless even within this pool of hotness, there are the “prima inter pares” more commonly defined as persian goddesses. these fine specimen are not only more attractive than their peers, but superior in every aspect: they can eat whole pints of ice cream without gaining an ounce and always help others before thinking about themselves.
phil: look at shahrzad, she is a real persian goddess.
persia has always been a country with a rich culture and like many ancient religions has produced a great number of gods for every tiny aspect of life (not to be called s-xist, they made sure that there were gods as well as goddesses).

as persia later on became part of macedonia under alexander the great and then later on part of the roman empire, the persian, greek and roman religions became mangeled over time and in the end shared many gods, though they might be different by name.
anahita: the ancient persian water goddess, fertility goddess, and patroness of women, as well as a goddess of war. her name means “the immaculate one”. she is portrayed as a virgin, dressed in a golden cloak, and wearing a diamond tiara (sometimes also carrying a water pitcher). the dove and the peac-ck are her sacred animals. anahita is sometimes regarded as the consort of mithra.
persian goddess

this is actually supposed to be an ironic term.

persian women tend to be less attractive on average to other ethnicities, a persian goddess is an arab or indian woman who looks beautiful and persian men fall for.

persian men call these arab or indian women ‘persian goddesses’
persian guy: -drool- wow, look at that s-xy brown babe, she’s a goddess!

persian guy 2: yeah, i think she’s arab or indian?

persian guy 1: yeah, she a persian goddess!

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