persian mongoose
when someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person’s -n-s and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.
tim: “hey what did you and avery do last night?”
carlos: “oh we had some wine and avery gave me a persian mongoose on the kitchen table.”
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your name comes fromt the route name aladdin you can sometimes be a aldain
- yöden
used in exclamation; usually unexpected. similar to yeet. pr-nounced ‘yo-den’ person 1: hey man, did you buy some cheese today? person 2: nah, man, i’m broke as f-ck. person 3: i can lend you some cash. person 4: yöden!
- calm your loins
a pleasant alternative to the usual ‘calm your t-ts’, usually directed towards a male. the exact opposite of ‘gird your loins’. it means as it looks– calm yourself because you’re making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins). “hey, hold my beer!” “bro, calm your loins.”
- berla
otherwise known as “bella”, usually comes from girls born in texas. they choose berla because that’s just how they roll cowboy! i knew a girl named berla and she was born in el paso, texas.
- experimentee
one who is being experimented on. there goes the experimenter and her experimentee. would you be my favorite experimenter for today my old one got sick?