Personal Stamp


the act of jerking off in one’s own hand while their girlfriend sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. the most common response is one of complete shock and awe, or just: “you’ve got to be f-cking kidding me.
my girlfriend was being a real treat the other night, so i waited for her to fall asleep then gave her my personal stamp.

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