Personality Whore
(n.)
used to describe anybody who changes their personality to fit their crushes personal profile.
dave: hey mark, wasn’t that girl acting all innocent and shy with you a few minutes ago?
mark: yeah, why?
bob: (laughs) apparently not anymore, look at her sl-t it up with that random guy at the bar.
dave: yeah, just ’cause you blew her off.
mark: d-mn! she’s a personality wh-r-! (laughs)
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