Perspexoma
malignant tumour of the brain, leading to the characteristic neoplastic lesion of perspex b-ttons residing in the white matter of the brain. patients may notice perspex in their urine (perspexuria) , vomiting out perspex (perspexemesis) , coughing up perspex (perspexoptysis), pain during intercourse with perspex (dysperspexyreunia) and report strong cravings for gl-ss items. first described by dr. steven in 2008. there is currently no known cure for perspexoma. can metastasise to other organs leading to complete encapsulation in perspex pots.
dr. steven: “the results of your mri have come back and the news isnt good. i’m afraid you have a perspexoma.”
“have you donated money to the perspexoma foundation?”
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