Perturbation
when one m-st-rb-t-s to p-rnographic material that’s extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it “p-rn”.
perturbation is not a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
i was perturbating to a j-panese woman fries an egg and asks you about your day the other day and right after i finished i realized how screwed up it was.
…then i did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
perturbation is so great.
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