peruvian lean pocket
sh-tting in ones hands and then using the sh-t as lube for inserting a d-ld- in your own -ss
the peruvian sheep herder had to go to the hospital after the tube of sheep antibiotic got stuck in his -ss after giving himself a peruvian lean pocket
alabama lean pocket
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