Pervis

an endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can’t live it down. pervert
hey pervis, how’s it hangin’?
a very perverse person, much like pervert, only worse and much funner to say.
melody: did you see that old guy with the thin mustache who was eating that banana?

chuck: yeah, he looked like a total pervis!
a creature who only baths in c-plus and only consumes similar orange products. he insists on being the most aggressive lover one’s ever had the misfortune of spending 8 seconds with. it’s name is derived from pervert and travis. it’s been mistaken for an orangutan and is often reported as a zoo escapee. it will do all your drugs, drink all your beer and wait until you are asleep and touch you where you pee.
owe, my pee-hole burns and i think my drugs & beer have been consumed. why is there orange hair and residue in my bath tub? i think pervis showed up while we were asleep.
when you drop trow and spread your -ss cheeks out as far as they can go, then rip total -ss. best done when you apply your -ss to their face.
johnnie p-ssed out so me and mike gave him a horrible pervis.