pessimaster
1. somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and -ssumes what can go wrong should go wrong.
2. a person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things
(definition 1, tom being the pessimaster)
tom: somebody’s gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
craig: that’s not gonna happen, man don’t think like that
tom: dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day
(definition 2, craig being the pessimaster)
tom: the running back just got like 40 yards on the play
craig: but he didn’t get a touchdown
tom: he still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run
craig: but somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn’t that sweet
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