pesto
an italian green spreading that causes diarrhea.
kid:mum my tummy hurts so bad! i have diarrhea!
mum:it’s your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
kid:but i like pesto, it’s delicious!
in light of the direct italian translation meaning “to pound,” to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute s-xuall manner.
bro, brian pestoed that sloot way back.
a potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.
chillin in the benzo
puffin on dat pesto
magic word by magician with a harelip.
“i wafe my mazzic wan, and pesto!”
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