Pet Dragon


this is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise c-ck block. it can occ-ssionally be distracted by dragon bait or (s)laid by a dragon hunter using his trusty dragon (s)layer sword or lance
man, check out andrea.
no d-ck, i’m not killing her pet dragon for you.

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