pet insurance
like putting some money away for a rainy day, except you’re only allowed to use it if your pet dies.
dave: does your mum have pet insurance?
bob: no. why?
dave: because i’m away to destroy her p-ssy.
bob: my mum’s not lesbian, dave.
steve: oh dang bob just called you a girl, dave!
dave: f-ck off, steve.
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like pigeon chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less). bob and tom have no clue about the subject they’re debating, its like a pigeon battle.
- piggletoid
piggletoid a coolidiculous/nonsensical synonym for any, or most, of the following: nonsense, junk, triffle we don’t have time for this piggletoid; let’s get back to work.
- pipe it
a synonym to the phrase, shut up. pipe it, or else. 2 more definitions 1. (imperative) shut up. 1. sally: honey, we need to talk. fred: pipe it. to give oral s-x to ones p-n-s. brit: “what do you want me to do?” joe: “pipe it.”
- pirate job
a hand job with all your rings on. honey, i appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
- Platonic jealousy
when a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren’t hanging out with you. bob: hey, where’s alice? carol: she’s hanging out with dana today. just like yesterday…i think i’m coming down with a case of platonic jealousy.