pet-sexual
a person who is not attracted to guys or girls but just likes pets. sort of like a bike-s-xual is with bikes.
cute guy: hey britney wanna go out some time this weekend?
britney: no, i think i’ll volunteer at the humane society instead.
cute guy: oh, you must be a pet-s-xual.
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