petarded
a portmanteauof “r-t-rded” and “petard,” it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. it combines the concept of r-t-rded–which is to say mentally deficient–and the phrase “hoisted by your own petard,” which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. a petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean “blown up,” in some circ-mstances.
you ratted dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? dude, you’re petarded.
jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. totally petarded.
an acute use of the word r-t-rded. r-t-rded to the second power. pretty r-t-rded.
“did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?”
“yeah, he was petarded!”
family guy’s,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is r-t-rded.(i won’t tell u the rest,it’ll ruin it for u)
you’re so petarded.
stop being such a petard.
as r-t-rded as a peter.
i swear gregs f–king petarded!
a slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or “rushing” of units known as petards in age of empires 2: age of kings.
that was so d-mn petarded!
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