Petched
to petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.
ian: what you doing mate?
midget: just hanging around not much, you?
ian: it’s f-cking b-ll-cks mate, whats that on your crotch. i’ll get it. –
midget: get the f-ck off. dude, you just petched me?
ian: i can’t help it mate, you’re a little man
-grabs a healthy handful of p-n-s.
to have something put over you in a very entertaining way.
“i got petched last night”
“i’m on the way to being petched”
“i woke up petched as a maggot”
“i only wanted 1 more for the road, but before i knew it. i was petched”
“childsy copped a cl-ssic petching”
“hogarth’s up for an extreme petching tonight”
“i had my petch goggles on”
“i know she said she was only 17, but i was petched”
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