Pete Sampras
the best tennis player in the world besides roger federer.
he has an incredible first serve that rivals andy rodd-ck’s. his second serve is the best one of all time. it’s known for producing aces during critical points. pete also has fantastic smashes, and a deadly running forehand.
sampras has won 14 grand slam tournaments, and has earned the most career money off of tournaments alone: $43,280,489 (that doesn’t include the several million dollars he’s earned off of advertis-m-nts.
he also had an amazing rivalry against andre ag-ssi.
pete sampras will f-cking kick the sh-t out of you with his 140 mph serves.
he will pwn your -ss with his running forehands.
he will -n-lly rape your b-tch–ss with his awesome serve and volley skills.
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