peter griffin


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wow that’s cool peter griffin rox
main character from the hit show family guy. resides in quahoq, rhode island (formerly known as petoria.) husband to lois griffin with three children: meg, chris, and stewie. extremely rude, vulgar man with strict views on the world. resides in his own un-defined state of mind.
they got a chair that frea-kin’ talks, holy cr-p!
age: 42
occupation: factory worker / fisherman

peter is the man of the house, although only by default. he is married to lois, the woman he fell instantly in love with when he first saw her at her aunt’s summer house where he was working as a towel boy.

he is a bit slow at taking in information and often makes rash decissions. if peter tries to sort out a bad situation, it usually gets worse.

peter is employed at the happy-go-lucky toy factory in quahog by mr. weed. his favorite past-times are drinking beer with his friends at the drunken clam, and watching television.
peter griffin is great charcter on family who really keeps the show going.
the main character of the show family guy, the man of the griffin family. works in the happy-go-lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends quagmire, joe, and cleveland.
“can’t touch me/ stop, peter time/ i’m a big shot, there’s no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ don’t like it, kiss my rump/ just for a minute, let’s all do the b-mp/ can’t touch me/ yeah, do the peter griffin b-mp/ can’t touch me/ i’m presidential peter/ interns think i’m hot/ don’t care if you’re handicapped, i’ll still park in your spot/ i’ve been around the world/ from hartford to back bay/ it’s peter, go peter, i’m so peter, yo peter, let’s see regis rap this way/ can’t touch me.”
a completely clueless fat r-t-rd without a thought in his mind of what hes doing or why he’s doing it.
man that guy is a peter griffin.
main character of the best show out there….family guy
pea….tear….griffin….peter griffin!
the absolute best animated character ever. he stars in the absolute best animated show ever, family guy. i am obsessed with that show. if anyone disses family guy in my presence, i become very, very angry, and generally do things that i later regret.

peter griffin lives with his wife, lois, and his three kids, chris, meg and stewie, in quahog, rhode island (and sometimes petoria). he works at happy-go-lucky toy factory.

i salute him.
one of peter griffin’s quotes:

“but still this house is freak-in’ sweeeeeeeeeet!!”

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