peter-panned
an act of which two mammals (or non-mammals, whatever one prefers) “pan” each other. one may take the word “pan” in anyway, shape, or form that he or she prefers.
nicole rose palmer was peter-panned in kelcey fabianski’s bed while taylor dash and kaity olson were sleeping.
when someone p–ps themself while wearing tights.
jim: how was your dance recital last night?
dave: it was going great until i peter-panned. i should’ve peter-planned.
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