peter potamus


a s-x act involving two men and a woman. during double–n-l penetration (both men putting their “peter” in her “potamus”), the woman starts a low howl; she is then joined by both men as their vocalizations evolve into a hippo hurricane holler, which lasts either until both men -j-c-l-t- inside her or the three start laughing so much as to make s-x impracticable.

based on the cartoon character peter potamus, inspired by a misheard lyric from “3,” the britney spears song about guy-guy-girl s-x — instead of “one, two, three / peter, paul & mary,” the listener heard “one, two, three / peter potamus me.”
dude: bro, what happened last night?

bro: dude, i can’t believe you don’t remember! you and i righteously peter potamused that chick from the party.

dude: awesome, bro! did we make it through, or break up laughing again?

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