petewentzy
adj. of or having the characteristic of 1. excessive emo douchbaggery; 2. slightly less man-ish simpson sister-dating to conceal more-not-latent-than-late nt h-m-s-xuality 3. unironic year-round pun-laden hoodie wearing; 4. wearing too much eyeliner
my blog is totally petewentzy. today i posted a roundup of the newest cafepress hoodies my power-emo bandmates designed. we’re called “the decepticons”. if you come to our show, we can totally make love in the bathroom. but i gotta be honest, i cry after s-x; i’m just that emo and petewentzy.
tom, your eyeliner looks great- but if you really wanna do it up petewentzy-like, you need to cry a bit so that it smears.
adj. of or having the characteristic of 1. excessive emo douchbaggery; 2. slightly less man-ish simpson sister-dating to conceal more-not-latent-than-latent h-m-s-xuality 3. unironic year-round pun-laden hoodie wearing; 4. wearing too much eyeliner
my blog is totally petewentzy. today i posted a roundup of the newest cafepress hoodies my power-emo bandmates designed. we’re called “the decepticons”. if you come to our show, we can totally make love in the bathroom. but i gotta be honest, i cry after s-x; i’m just that emo and petewentzy.
tom, your eyeliner looks great- but if you really wanna do it up petewentzy-like, you need to cry a bit so that it smears.
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