petrude
if caspar lee met phil lester and didn’t know who he was, caspar would -ssume phil’s name was petrude.
a comparison to thor.
amazingpeteude
caspar meets phil in a dark alley.
“hey!” phil greets caspar.
“hey, petrude!” caspar responds .
a person you meet in a dark alley or otherwise known as phil lester
person 1: oh, who’s that?
person 2: that’s petrude
person 3: no, that’s phil…
person 2: no, it’s petrude
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