to stay petty 24/7. never stop being petty.
the only way you’re getting to heaven is to keep it real. quit being a b*tch and talk your sh*t. petty never sleeps!
- fart dart
when your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise ewww…. he made a fart dart to fart in one’s hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target. jake caught me off guard with his ‘b*ttercup,’ so i threw him a […]
- skid rogen
the event in which a person forgets to wipe sufficiently, leaves skid marks in their bed, and then uses the dirty sheets to roll a cross joint. holy sh*t, jeb bush just pulled a skid rogen this morning!
the definition of mailing is to message/ text a girl on facebook/instagram etc. the main purpose and meaning is to flirt with a girl or go out with her. upa divis you’d send a text “what’s happening x” and then from then on out buck er. mailing
- lake pop
any adult beverage consumed while boating carelessly on the lake. see: beer cooter! throw me a lake pop!