a great family person, very loving and caring. whenever they walk in the whole room lights up.
that pettyjohn is a real peach
- venison hat
shoving your head up a s-xual partners r-ct-m and saying: “oh dear.” jeff gave me a venison hat last night.
when you get so spasticated you end up half naked throwing up over yourself and your surroundings, previously known as wheatleyed. last night i got so nieshed i can’t believe i got in such a state!
- dab mouth
when you smoke so much dab oil your mouth and tongue are like double sided sticky tape. i’m goin’ to the store, i have some serious dab mouth.
enthusiastically wanting to say bruh / bro out of exasperation but are laughing out of hysteria. action: lady gaga wears a meat suit response: bruhlol
- j storm
south side squadrant a holiday in the month of january, usually on a friday, celebrated by protestants while drinking a lot of beer. the day is chosen based on availability. the celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. sometimes people plan for j-storm, but in the end it really […]