Pewny Penis
the most disappointing kind of p-n-s. usually discovered while you’re under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn’t want you to notice that he has a micro d-ck so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. this man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.
….so, this guy was rockin my world until i realized what a pewny p-n-s he had…i was like, “is that your pinky?”
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